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4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It's a Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

answer: 4/4+4*4=20


Que. Agar aap race me dusre number pe aane wale ko overtake kar gaye to aap kaunsi position pe hue?



Que. Purane zamane me 1baba ji bachi aur 1 bakri k sath ja rhe the. raste me 1 admi ne unse 3 sawal puche.
1: apki umar kitni hai?
2: is bachi se apka kya rishta hai?
3: is bakri ki kya kimat hai?
Baba ji ne sirf 1 lafz kaha aur un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Bataiye wo lafz kya tha?
reply mUST.

Ans. Nawasi(89)


Wo kaun si cheez hai jo banane wala bech deta hai
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
aur jo istemal kerta hai usko maloom nahi hota
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Que. aisi kaun si cheez hai
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